(Scene: In a minivan on the way back from the Explosions in the Sky concert, our girl K hears some interesting news about Zac Hanson. She immediately text messages our girl L to find out if said news is true or not. Their friendship does not operate by any kind of “chick code” besides the law of whoever hears news of a Hanson divorce must immediately inform the other. Mostly to double check the rumor.)
K: LO! I JUST HEARD THAT ZAC HANSON IS GETTING A DIVORCE! CONFIRM OR DENY?
L: Checking. Where did you hear this rumor?!
K: Well, Dalton is friends with a guy who was a videographer on the last tour, and he said that his friend said that Zac Hanson’s marriage is on the rocks.
L: I can neither confirm or deny. Although if it’s true, this could be your shot.
K: Do you think that’s why he was growing that AWFUL fumanchu?? The fumanchu of mourning?
L: That has to be it! Why else would anyone choose to grow such nasty facial hair?
K: So, do you think we could adopt each other?
L: What?
K: That way if I marry Zac Hanson, you can be related to the Hansons in a legitimate way.
L: OMG. Think of the holiday parties!
K: Nevermind, you and I cannot legally adopt each other.
L: My kids can just marry your step kids.
K: We need to buy our VIP fan passes so we actually have a shot at getting this worked out.
Pause……….
K: You know…I don’t really want Zac Hanson to get a divorce…that would be sad.
L: I know, I don’t either.
K: But if it did…..
L: It doesn’t hurt to prepare.
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Zac Hanson IS getting a divorce! Sad news but it’s best!
Good for him. She was my least favorite one, she seems uppity but in a trashy way. Like she’s using him. She always has a look of disgust on her face when asked about the fans and seems like she doesn’t genuinely want to talk to anyone. I think Nikki seems the coolest and most comfortable with herself by far. Natalie just seems like a sweetheart, so busy with kids that she has no idea what else is ever going on. This is according to the five minute snippets I have seen on People.com so…