(Scene: Another boring Monday at work…let the emails begin)
K: Hey, thanks for coming to the bout on Saturday!
M: I had a good time. I still can’t believe how much some people paid for those plaster casts.
(Note: The casts being referenced are plaster breast casts that some of the derby girls made and auctioned off to raise money for cancer charities)
K: Seriously! And I’m just not sure how you’d decorate with that…If it was a vase, I’d get it…
M: That would be one of the most awkward vases of all time.
K: A conversational piece, nonetheless.
M: I wonder how that conversation would go.
- Person 1: “That’s an interesting vase.”
- Person 2: “Thanks. It’s a plaster cast of a stranger’s breasts.”
- Person 1: “I have to go.”
K: Alternate ending to that story:
- Person 1: “That’s an interesting vase.”
- Person 2: “Thanks. It’s a plaster cast of a stranger’s breasts.”
- Person 1: “Can I touch it?”
- Person 2: “You have to go.”
M: Hahahahaha.
(End Scene)
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