(Scene: A mash-up of different emails, texts, and facebook messages from the last couple weeks, bits and pieces from our favorite working girls’ lives…annnd action!)
K: I like children’s shampoo. Why should they be the only ones who get to enjoy the tear-free citrus scented bliss of “citrus surfer”?
L: Yes, I agree. Now, when did you get a twitter? Did Siri talk you into it?
K: I don’t know…it all happened so fast! I was online and hopped up on that codeine cough syrup and before I knew it, I was making posts about how flammable cheetos can be and how Siri is a complete jerk.
L: Whoa, it’s ok! I’m not judging you!
K: I know, I just feel so ashamed. It’s like I sold out or something. I think I might have a social media website addiction.
L: No, I think you’re okay. I know you’re okay.
K: You mean it?
L: Of course! I do deplorable things too, especially now with how C + my schedules are working.
K: Like what?
(Pause)
L: Like renting all the Twilight movies and watching them.
K: Lo?
L: Yeah?
K: Can I come over and watch them with you?
L: Sure.We might as well watch them if we’re going to rip on them. And I kind of want to see the wedding scene…not because it’s Twilight, but just because I like weddings.
K: How many bottles of wine should I bring?
L: I love our friendship.
K: Judgement free.
L: Always.
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