Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People
10. Jar-Jar Binks was the absolute worst idea you ever had.
9. You are so beautiful and smart, please don’t let yourself believe anything different.
8. I can never look at a Smart car the same way again because of you. Also, you were bizarre.
7. Never again can I wear those shoes to work.
6. Guys like you are the reason girls like me have trust issues.
5. You are the pico de gallo on my corn chip of life.
4. You might want to cut back on the espresso…you smell like a cup of coffee when you sweat.
3. I’m sorry, it’s just that you bore me to tears when you talk.
2. Thank you so much for saving my life.
1. I love you so much.
Nine things about myself
9. Can’t drive a stick shift.
8. Terrified of commitment.
7. Read over a thousand words a minute.
6. Cancer survivor.
5. Don’t like pie.
4. Fresh Meat member of the local Roller Derby team.
3. Almost always wear a cardigan, regardless of the weather/event.
2. Don’t like watching movies.
1. Once went to physical therapy to improve my balance (yeah, it’s pretty bad).
Eight ways to win my heart
8. Tell me you think my eyes are beautiful/gorgeous/unique/etc.
7. Make me laugh hysterically.
6. Sing with me, loudly. Doesn’t matter what the song is, just chime in and rock out.
5. Treat me to frozen yogurt. I like sugar free vanilla with heath bar. Lots and lots of heath bar.
4. Make me a gluten free dessert of some sort.
3. Don’t be afraid to tell me when you think I’m being irrational about something that’s not a huge deal.
2. Encourage me in my writing endeavors
1. Don’t make me feel unintelligent or point out my quirks in a negative way.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot.
7. I’m gonna be LATE FOR WORK!!!
6. This is totally not what I saw for myself when I imagined my future…
5. How many calories are in this…?
4. That guy was SUCH a LOSER.
3. I wonder what I’ll look like when I’m 80…
2. Am I ever going to fit here?
1. Keep it together; one day things will finally work right.
Six things I do before I fall asleep
6. Brush Teeth
5. Wash Face
4. Contacts out
3. Read bible
2. Pray
1. Lay there and try to figure out what I’m doing with my life.
Five people who mean a lot and in no specific order (also, I have more than just 5 people who mean a lot)***
5. Lindsey
4. Alison
3. Laura
2. Kim
1. Mom/Dad (It counts. They function as a unit)
Four things you’re wearing right now.
4. Hoodie
3. T shirt
2. shorts
1. unmentionables
Three songs that you listen to often.
(this is recently)
3. Bear Hands- “Belongings”
2. Foster the People- “Don’t Stop (Color on the Walls)”
1. Local Natives- “Wide Eyes”
Two things you want to do before you die.
2. Go surfing
1. Have a book published
One confession.
1. I almost always read the last page first.
***I just want to give a shout out to my good friends who keep me going. DT- you make me laugh EVERY time we talk, LW- You are the best friend I have, AW- you have the biggest heart and always make everyone feel so special, KM- Dude, you’re just cool, AM- Well, yes.
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