(Scene: Thursday, our girl K is sitting at her desk, working hard on an Excel spreadsheet for tomorrow’s meeting, which got cancelled. Yes, you read that correctly. Anyway, as K sits, typing away, a visitor stops by to chat.)
S: (In true Joey Tribianni fashion) Hey, K. How you doing?
K: Oh…hi… I’m good. Just working away here. Very busy. Busy day.
S: So I saw a picture of you in C’s cube.
K: (Very confused) Oh…?
S: The one of you in an OU jersey. You look reeeal good in it.
K: Oh… Yeah… That was what we did for Halloween here at work.
S: So what were you for Halloween at home?
K: (debating how to answer this without giving him a mental image) Uhm… A panda….but I didn’t really go anywhere…just over to my friend’s house to give some candy to some kids.
S: That right?
K: Um… yes.
S: Halloween used to be such a big thing. I think it’s gone out of style these days.
K: Um, dang trunk or treat.
S: Well, I’ll be going now. I’ll see you later, though.
K: (Holding back a sarcastic and arguably sardonic “Oh goody”) Sure. Bye.
(Unfortunately, more than likely to be continued…end scene)
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