Our Father's Mustache

(Scene: K’s cousin L is master of funny text messages. This particular conversation is no exception.)

LRS: Remind me if I ever date someone again that “ooey-gooey, oh you’re so cute” pda is NOT OK. EW.

K: I promise. Were you an involuntary witness to that grossness?

LRS: Yup. I need to go scrub my eyes now.

K: Good thing you take a lot of science classes. Eyewash stations abound.

(End Scene)