While you may be aware of an internet sensation known as “Stuff People Say” (edited for appropriate-ness), here’s something along those lines. What’s sad is that this isn’t satire or irony; this is reality.
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good cup of coffee, but this is too much. Seriously? I’d like a large Americano, no room for pride, arrogance, bitterness, or pretentiousness.
And for my closing remark, I’d just like to state that nobody should ever make that face after sipping on their coffee. If you make that face after taking a drink of coffee you may have just been roofied or slipped some kind of mind-altering drug, and should probably seek medical attention. Just saying.
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