(Scene: Outside of the boss’ office, freezing. Both D and K have their heaters running at full blast…)
CB: (speaking to D) Are you COLD? Good Grief.
D: Yes, it’s COLD! K, are you cold?
K: Yes, I have my heater on and it smells like bacon.
(Pause……)
CB: Why does it smell like bacon?
K: I don’t know…but this is usually when I turn my heater off.
CB: When you smell bacon?
K: Or just breakfast meats of any kind.
CB: Okay (Goes back into his office).
(Just another normal day at the office; End scene.)
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