(Scene: A Friday afternoon at the office, post-lunch but pre-afternoon snack time)
CB: Are you wearing WOOL?!?! It’s 73* outside today. Are you really cold?!
K: Yes. I actually have my heater on, and am wearing knee high socks, leather boots, and jeans.
CB: Good grief, do you have long johns on too?
K: No. That would be excessive.
CB: You know that it’s started raining, don’t you? Your sweater is going to shrink.
K: (laughs) actually, when my brother was in marching band, their uniforms were made from wool and they had to seek shelter in the rain because of that reason.
CB: So how come sheep don’t shrink in the rain?
K: (sounding superior about her knowledge) Because sheep are cotton.
(long and very silent pause)
CB: Oh for the love.
K: Wait. That’s not right.
CB: (simply shakes head and walks back into his office)
(End scene)
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