(Scene: Dinner. S & K are discussing ideas on how they should decorate the so-called “catchall room.” Nothing has struck them as inspired as of yet)
K: So what do you think you want to do in here as far as decorating & storage?
S: Oh, I don’t know quite yet. I have a few ideas, but don’t really know which would be best.
K: You know, I’ve seen a lot of really cute office ideas on Pinterest. Maybe there’s something on there that would be inspiring?
S: Yeah, I just don’t really care to look at other people’s ideas, you know?
K: You realize that eliminates pretty much the entire internet, right?
(pause of realization)
S: I just want to eat my burrito and not think about it.
K: I respect that.
S: Shh.
K: Okay.
(Ah, the internet; plagiarism at its finest. Is there anything original out there, or have we finally run out of ideas? End of scene.)
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