Our Father's Mustache

(Scene: Thursday afternoon, chatting with the boss while taking a brief break from a weekly project…)

K: I bet stoners came up with the idea of the dorito-shelled taco at Taco Bell.

B: What are you talking about?

K: It’s a taco…in a dorito shell.

B: I know THAT. I meant, why do you assume that potheads came up with the idea?

K: Are you serious?

B: Yes.

K: Okay, so we have: A) Doritos, B) Tacos, and C) a place that sells them until 2 in the morning or later.

B: Ahhh.

K: I can just picture it. Two potheads, late at night…”Hey dude…you know what would be awesome? A taco shell made of DORITOS.”

B: You seem to have thought this out quite a bit.

K: I don’t do drugs. Just for the record.

B: Katie, I know you don’t do drugs.

K: I mean, I have had prescription drugs, but that’s different.

B: Katie, it’s fine.

K: Crack is WHACK!

(Pause…………………….)

K: I’m going back to my desk now.

B: Okay. By the way, those tacos are delicious.

(End Scene)