Our Father's Mustache

The following is HANDSDOWN the best email I have ever received. Since I’m in a royally bad mood, I thought I’d post something that made me laugh.

I *JUST* remembered my dream from last night, and it’s too funny not to share.  We were at the airport, and while waiting in line to check our bags we realized PRINCE WILLIAM was standing RIGHT in front of us.  You were freaking out, because he and Kate had just split up, and you knew this was your one shot at destiny.  There were a few girls from high school in the line behind us and they overheard our convo and were laughing, saying something like, “Yeah, like he’d go for a girl in overalls!”  Then I looked at you and realized you were, in fact, wearing overalls (and not the cute kind).  You tapped him on his shoulder and said something like, “WILL YOU LOVE ME??”  He was so gorgeous and had such a beautiful accent, and politely said something ambiguous that was basically telling you no politely. You were pretty crushed, and decided to go to Portland instead of your original destination which was never disclosed. Apparently Portland is the land of the heart-broken.  I spent the rest of my dream in the airport terminal trying to impress William and convince myself that it’s ok to divorce my husband if it means I’ll be marrying royalty.  Mel showed up and kept going on and on about how sexy his hair was (he didn’t have a balding spot in my dream like he does in real life), and I was getting so mad because I had thought the same thing but she beat me to the punch.  Anyway, that was about it.  Thought it was pretty amusing, so hopefully it’ll give you a chuckle!